To my fellow concert goers,
This is a public service announcement.
When you throw your hands up for your favorite band and it looks like this:
You are doing it wrong.
This is not a rock symbol but American Sign Language meaning “I Love You.”
Get it?!
And unless you want to look like ‘that girl’: the one with smeared mascara from tears of joy (more like tears of crazy) in a delusion that the lead singer will pick you out of the crowd to marry you because that handmade posterboard sign and handmade t-shirt and face paint of initials inside a heart on your cheek that clearly states that you were meant to be together forever and that you love them with all your soul, then put down those love fingers and don't be that girl, tuck in that thumb you evolved neanderthal, and put up those devil horns like you mean it.
Kennedy from Mix 104.1 (http://mix1041.cbslocal.com/show/karson-kennedy/)
Rock on.
The Dark Side, The Bright Side, and My Side.
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