Sunday, March 10, 2013

Ms. Cleo knows all: Impossibilies

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

  1. You can't count your hair.
  2. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
  3. You can't breathe when your tongue is out.

put your tongue back in fool.10 Things I know about you...

     1.  You are reading this.
     2.  You are human.
     3.  You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips.
     4.  You just attempted to do it.
     6.  You are laughing at yourself.
     7.  You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5.
     8.  You just checked to see if there is a No.5.
     9.  You laugh at this because you're an idiot.
    10. You will share this knowing others will fall for it.
    11.  Just a reminder that there were only 9 things I knew about you.
    12.  Now you're counting the things again, and that makes 10 things I know about you






[Disclaimer: Cleo's sources are from the unknown, but the truth in her statements are real]

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