Showing posts with label Can't Beat Kennedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Can't Beat Kennedy. Show all posts

Saturday, January 5, 2013

Convo Convoy : TO FROM

Multitude of emails between roommate candidates and ourselves.

       TO:  Tower of Babel,
 FROM:  Lost in Translation

       TO: Jack and Jill
 FROM: Big Daddy
       TO: Red Fish
 FROM: Blue Fish  

       TO: Jack
 FROM: Diana

       TO: Robot Jessica Sanchez
 FROM: Mantasia Joshua Ledet

       TO:  Chaka Khan
 FROM: Jennifer Holliday

       TO: Phonebook
 FROM: 323-555-0178

       TO: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
 FROM: I'm high on bath salts, your face looks tasty

       TO:  Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
 FROM: This is my Labyrinth, I have your baby

     TO: Rachel
 FROM: Ross

       TO: Penelope
 FROM: Selma

      TO:  Arianna
FROM: Craig, GO Spartans

      TO:  People of Walmart
FROM:  The Target Lady

       TO: The Bullseye
FROM: Shaw Report: In, Out, Five minutes ago

      TO:  DuhNaNaNa NaNa NaNa:: You Can't Beat Kennedy,
 FROM:  -::Ding!:: Woo! Can't Beat Kennedy (Can't Beat Kennedy) KENNEDY!!!

Monday, September 3, 2012

Tracey’s Triangle: Throw Up Our Rock Hands


To my fellow concert goers,
This is a public service announcement.
When you throw your hands up for your favorite band and it looks like this:

You are doing it wrong.

This is not a rock symbol but American Sign Language meaning “I Love You.”


Get it?!


And unless you want to look like ‘that girl’: the one with smeared mascara from tears of joy (more like tears of crazy) in a delusion that the lead singer will pick you out of the crowd to marry you because that handmade posterboard sign and handmade t-shirt and face paint of initials inside a heart on your cheek that clearly states that you were meant to be together forever and that you love them with all your soul, then put down those love fingers and don't be that girl, tuck in that thumb you evolved neanderthal, and put up those devil horns like you mean it.



Rock on.



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