Things that need to be Shared: Sorting Hat (Earmuffs)

I don't really care what house I get sorted into because-

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.

 Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.

Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.

Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

JK Hufflepuff we love you, you're exceptionally good finders.

There's no way we're losing to Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Jigglypuff.