Convo Convoy: Rolling in the Deep

AliciaZumba: [on learning a new routine at Zumba] I can't body roll, I HAVE body rolls.

Convo Convoy: Murphy's Conundrum

Danni: Murphy's Law. That's 'what goes up must come down', right?
Tracey: No that's gravity. Newton's Law. 

Convo Convoy: Dissecting Dinner

after Danni making a really amazing chicken parm dinner

Tracey: The bread is really good.
Danni: I'm really glad that the part that came out of a can was good.

Convo Convoy: Tracey Being Tracey

Danni to Tracey: There you go being weird again. Talking to the cosmos and doing I've a little teapot in the parking lot.

Convo Convoy: Superbowl Sunday Snow

Tracey: Look at these perfect snowflakes.
Danni: They are, look at them!...I love that snowflakes are actually shaped like snowflakes.
Tracey: Why, because you're sad that hearts aren't actually shaped like hearts?.
Danni: Yes...(said dejectedly and a little embarassed)

Convo Convoy: Hi Angels

Danni: Whos that other guy in Charlie's Angels
Tracey: Umm Bosley?
Danni: No the other guy.
Tracey: ... Charlie?
Danni: Yes

Things that need to be Shared: Sorting Hat (Earmuffs)

I don't really care what house I get sorted into because-

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.

 Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.

Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.

Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

JK Hufflepuff we love you, you're exceptionally good finders.

There's no way we're losing to Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Jigglypuff.

Convo Convoy: It's time to get a gun

Danni and Tracey get into Danni’s car.
Tracey: in a very conspicuous mannor opens and then shuts the glove compartment
Danni: What are you looking for?
Tracey: Your gun.
Danni: Sorry it’s in my other car. Buckles, starts the car and backs half way out of the spot only to stop very short. Wait what were you really looking for?

Convo Convoy: non-Justin Crush

Danni: So who was your favorite member of N*SYNC? and Justin doesn't count because let's admit it, everyone loves Justin. (pause) I think you can tell a lot about a person by who their non-Justin crush was.

Tracey: That's true! Mine was Joey. He was fun and he liked Superman.

Danni: I liked Chris. I loved his hair.

Tracey: Chris?

Danni: Yeah! When I was in 6th grade and all my friends went on spring break to these tropical locations, I was always jealous. Especially when they came back with their hair in those really small braids with the beads. Chris' hair was like that all the time. It was so cool!

Tracey: So what does that say about us?

Danni: You're a 12 year-old boy and I want to go on vacation and get my hair did.

_______________________________

Who was your non-Justin crush?

Convo Convoy: Oh positive

Tracey: I should donate blood. I always mean to but forget.
Danni: I would like to too but I’m not necessarily a needed type. It’s not like I’m O neg. I’m A positive.
Tracey: Yeah but A positive is better for A positive then O neg is.




*contemplation*




Tracey: It’s weird that people have different types. Like what’s the difference? I mean I know that the cells are different shapes and what not but what does that mean? How does it affect people?
Danni: I don’t know. Maybe when the Earth is covered with toxic slime we’ll turn into different things like you’d be a lizard and I’d be a dinosaur.




*another long pause of contemplation*




Tracey: Yeah but lizards and dinosaurs are like the same thing. Like if you were a dinosaur I’d be like a bird…Well birds are still close to dinosaurs. Maybe I’d be a monkey. No, that would be like reverse evolution.
Danni: True.

Convo Convoy: My Two Dads

[on Glee]
Danni: I forgot Rachel had two dads.
Tracey: yeah, in the first season one was black, and in the next season one was Jeff Goldblum.

Convo Convoy: Saving Lives, One Scoop at a Time

[Summer 2012, In line to order ice-cream.]


Danni: orders red velvet cake ice-cream out of the hundred choices she could have picked.
3rdRoommate: If it was a life of death situation and I had to order the type of ice-cream Danni would order. That’s what I would have picked.
Danni: gets and starts to eat her cone.
3rdRoommate: So basically I just saved your life.
Tracey: to Danni  So you owe her one now.
3rdRommate: Yeah

Convo Convoy : TO FROM

Multitude of emails between roommate candidates and ourselves.

       TO:  Tower of Babel,

 FROM:  Lost in Translation

       TO: Jack and Jill

 FROM: Big Daddy

       TO: Red Fish

 FROM: Blue Fish  

       TO: Jack

 FROM: Diana

       TO: Robot Jessica Sanchez

 FROM: Mantasia Joshua Ledet

       TO:  Chaka Khan

 FROM: Jennifer Holliday

       TO: Phonebook

 FROM: 323-555-0178

       TO: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy

 FROM: I'm high on bath salts, your face looks tasty

       TO:  Hey I just met you, and this is crazy
 FROM: This is my Labyrinth, I have your baby

     TO: Rachel
 FROM: Ross

       TO: Penelope
 FROM: Selma

      TO:  Arianna
FROM: Craig, GO Spartans

      TO:  People of Walmart
FROM:  The Target Lady

       TO: The Bullseye
FROM: Shaw Report: In, Out, Five minutes ago

      TO:  DuhNaNaNa NaNa NaNa:: You Can't Beat Kennedy,
 FROM:  -::Ding!:: Woo! Can't Beat Kennedy (Can't Beat Kennedy) KENNEDY!!!

Convo Convoy: Grandmanamana

Wed, June 27, 2012  at 1:17 PM

TO: traceYevidnece

FROM:ODanniGirl

Subject: Duh duh nah nah nah Manamana

Kermit,

I've haven't received any inquiries about the apartment.
I emailed a few 2 BR apartments to see if we can see them because finding a roommate is impossible 

- Pepe, okay

Wed, June 27, 2012  at 1:24 PM

TO: ODanniGirl

FROM: traceYevidence

RE: Duh duh nah nah nah Manamana

Oh Kermie,

That sounds good. 

I got one response so far. It's from GrandmaGiovanni.

I'm not kidding - that's her actual email.

~Moi

Convo Convoy: Mordor Men

Fri, June 22, 2012 11:27 AM
To: traceYevidence
From: ODanniGirl
Subject: Schedule for today

Don (The bad ass one),

Friday -

4:30 - Potential Roommate 10 - 28, male - says his geekiness can out rival ours. Doubt it.
5:30 - Potential Roommate 11 - 22 female - going to be a grad student.
6:30 - Potential Roommate 12 - 29 female - Horses

Monday -

Sometime between 4:30 and 6:30 - Potential Roommate 13 LastName: Mondor (I have dubbed Mordor) - 25 female - Work is biotech industry.

Did I miss any?

-Roger (The sexy and he knows it one)

Fri, June 22, 2012 11:45 AM
To: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
Subject: RE: Schedule for today

Joan (the Red Headed Big Boobed one), 

Yep thats right,

(12 didn't confirm 630 but she's the one who suggested that time so...)

-Peggy (the smart and ballsy one but not that great looking) 

PS

When I read Mordor's description I read "Biotch" Industry. and thought to myself: what does she do?

-make Midol? 'Are you feeling too much like a biotch? Is it that time of the month? Take midol.' 

-OR

Do you just have to be mean to work there? 'She'll fit in here, she is such a biotch.'

-OR 

is it a ghetto dog grooming place? 'They get that biotch so clean you're black lab will come back as a yellow lab'

These are the things I think about...

Convo Convoy: Apparently I have an Affinity for crime

 August 1, 2012 3:38 PM
Text message Sent by AliciaZumba: Ok so would I be rude if I asked you for a favor?

August 1, 2012 4:42 PM
Test Message sent by TraceYevidence: Sorry just found my phone. Not rude, what can I do?

August 1, 2012 4:45 PM
TraceYevidence: are we talking pick you up from work or like hide a body?
TraceYevidence: i’d do either I just want to know what shoes to wear?
AliciaZumba: I need to sneak in to fill by boss's office with balloons and they won’t fit all in my car.
TraceYevidence: It’s like the best B+E ever. 

The Good Side, The Bad Side, and My Side.

Convo Convoy: Roommates. Word.

Sun, June 07, 2012 at 10:27AM
TO: traceYevidence
From: ODanniGirl
Subject:Roommates. Word.

Mamma Mia,

Any word from the boys?

-Dancing Queen
 
Sun, June 07, 2012 at 10:32AM
TO: ODanniGirl
From:  traceYevidence
Subject: RE: Roommates. Word.

Pink Lady,

Nothing :(

and I check like every 3 minutes.

T-Bird

Convo Convoy: Being agist again

Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 9:31 AM
TO: traceYevidence
FROM: ODanniGirl
Subject: Amuse me!

Nighttime,

I'm bored...

-Daytime
PS. What you doin'? Playing a game of nighttime/daytime!

Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 11:04 AM
TO: ODanniGirl
FROM: traceYevidence
Subject: RE: Amuse me!
 
Chocolate Rain,

I thought you had a special meeting today?

-Leave Britney Alone.


Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 12:19 AMTo: traceYevidence
From: ODanniGirl
Subject: RE: Amuse me!

Daughter Judy,

I am in my special meeting. Super bored, it's all about sales.

-Their son Elroy

Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 12:32 AMTo: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
Subject: RE: Amuse me!

Yabba-Dabba-Doo,

I emailed 3 guys for the room.
Potential Roommate 7- the 32 flight instructor
Potential Roommate 8 - the 27 Dream-house DJ  (who I'm rooting for)
and Potential Roommate 9 - The 9-5 enigma.

7 and 8 I emailed with the purpose of setting up a meet and greet for Friday or Sunday, or sometime next week.

9 sounded ok but he didn't say how old he was other than he was way past the 'partying stage'
so I sent him the questionnaire before I set up a meeting.

-Scooby-Dooby-Doo


Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 12:37 AMTo: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
Subject: RE: Amuse me!

Ninja,

 For Your Amusement:

 "THE INTERVIEW"

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's - a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

 She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."


-Pirate


Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 2:14 AMTo: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
Subject: RE: Amuse me!
Response from #9 says he's 37. I feel bad being age-ist but it's a little weird.
Besides he spelled my name wrong.

No go.

Convo Convoy: Agist

Sat,  June 05, 2012 at 10:13 AM
TO: O DanniGirl
FROM: traceYevidence
Subject: Potential Roommate 5

So Dr. Angie, in your stalker opinion what do you think of the latest candidates?

Regards,
Constable Chestnut Commute

Sat,  June 05, 2012 at 10:22 AM
TO: traceYevidence
FROM: O DanniGirl
Subject: RE: Potential Roommate 5

Beevis,

I don't know how I feel about this person. I think he's a lot older,  being an older guy is a lot different than an older woman or a guy our age. I don't know how I would feel about that.

Huhhuhhuh,

Butthead

Sat,  June 05, 2012 at 2:45 AM
TO: O DanniGirl
FROM: traceYevidence
Subject: email from potential roommate 6

 Too old???

Sat,  June 05, 2012 at 2:45 AM
TO: traceYevidence
FROM: O DanniGirli
Subject: RE: email from potential roommate 6
Barry,

Do I think he's too old? Nah, nah I don't.

-Robin (back from the dead. too soon? I could use Justin and Jimmy)

Convo Convoy: Magic Powers