Convo Convoy: Roommates. Word.

Sun, June 07, 2012 at 10:27AM
TO: traceYevidence
From: ODanniGirl
Subject:Roommates. Word.

Mamma Mia,

Any word from the boys?

-Dancing Queen
 
Sun, June 07, 2012 at 10:32AM
TO: ODanniGirl
From:  traceYevidence
Subject: RE: Roommates. Word.

Pink Lady,

Nothing :(

and I check like every 3 minutes.

T-Bird

Convo Convoy: Being agist again

Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 9:31 AM
TO: traceYevidence
FROM: ODanniGirl
Subject: Amuse me!

Nighttime,

I'm bored...

-Daytime
PS. What you doin'? Playing a game of nighttime/daytime!

Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 11:04 AM
TO: ODanniGirl
FROM: traceYevidence
Subject: RE: Amuse me!
 
Chocolate Rain,

I thought you had a special meeting today?

-Leave Britney Alone.


Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 12:19 AMTo: traceYevidence
From: ODanniGirl
Subject: RE: Amuse me!

Daughter Judy,

I am in my special meeting. Super bored, it's all about sales.

-Their son Elroy

Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 12:32 AMTo: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
Subject: RE: Amuse me!

Yabba-Dabba-Doo,

I emailed 3 guys for the room.
Potential Roommate 7- the 32 flight instructor
Potential Roommate 8 - the 27 Dream-house DJ  (who I'm rooting for)
and Potential Roommate 9 - The 9-5 enigma.

7 and 8 I emailed with the purpose of setting up a meet and greet for Friday or Sunday, or sometime next week.

9 sounded ok but he didn't say how old he was other than he was way past the 'partying stage'
so I sent him the questionnaire before I set up a meeting.

-Scooby-Dooby-Doo


Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 12:37 AMTo: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
Subject: RE: Amuse me!

Ninja,

 For Your Amusement:

 "THE INTERVIEW"

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's - a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

 She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."


-Pirate


Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 2:14 AMTo: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
Subject: RE: Amuse me!
Response from #9 says he's 37. I feel bad being age-ist but it's a little weird.
Besides he spelled my name wrong.

No go.

Tracey's Triangle: The Wonderful Thing about Tigger is he's packed and holdin'

I just saw [back in August when I had written this and when the Bluray was released] a commercial for the Tigger Movie and the background song was Third Eye Blind's Semi Charmed Life.

Granted you could not hear the lyrics, but still. What are you trying to say here?

Is the part where she goes down on me, doing crystal meth, or the little red panties that really make a person think Tigger.

I love this Song, I Love Winnie-the-Pooh, I understand that you want to attract people to the commercial or the product and even try to mix audiences but this is way off target.

Just Sayin'

The Right Way, The Wrong Way, and My Way.

The Funnies: An Open Letter to People in Coffee Shops in the Middle of the Day

A blog post from Hello Giggles by Annie Stamell

Dear People in Coffee Shops in the Middle of the Day,

Hi! I have a lot of questions about you! See, like you, I am one of the people who can sometimes be found in a coffee shop in the middle of the day, and I cannot help but wonder about my café-squatting brethren. I mean, I know why I am here – I am a writer and sometimes I get bored writing from home and thus a switch in location leads me to the closest coffee shop. But what about you? It’s almost 3pm on a Tuesday and you are in a coffee shop! Are you like me? I want to know what you are doing here and I want to know your story! I want to know everything about all of these people in the coffee shop in the middle of the day!

What are you doing? Are you on Facebook? Instagram? Tumblr? All three at once? Are you inventing a new social media website? Are you emailing with someone? Who? What are they saying? Are you writing? What are you writing? Is it a script? A book? An essay on coffee shop aesthetics? Are you lonely? Are you employed? Is this your job? Doesn’t it annoy you to have that plate of crumbs sitting on the table for hours on end? Wouldn’t you just go and throw it out by now? How much coffee have you had? Would you still come here even if they didn’t have free wifi? What did you do before free wifi existed? Who is your favorite superhero? Do you have any single guy friends? Do you think I’ll meet my boyfriend in this coffee shop? Do you like the music they are playing? Are you as creeped out by that one weird dude in the corner as I am?

It’s weird because if you go to a coffee shop in the middle of the day in just about any city (and probably some small towns, too!) there will always people in that coffee shop. People you might see once and never again. People who could be visiting, people who could be your next door neighbor who you’ve never met. It’s a strange existence, the coffee shop life, because I have so many questions and am so very curious about all the other people I occasionally encounter during my coffee shop visits, and yet I never actually talk to anyone or ask anyone who anyone is or what anyone is doing. That’s the thing – we’re all here for a purpose, and whatever that purpose is, because we know there is one, it’s as though the café-dwellers abide by a code. Everyone is often polite but has very little interaction with each other.

The people who go to coffee shops in the middle of the day are unified by their purpose and desire to be in the coffee shop and protected by this shared intention, even though some of us are strangers and we’ll never meet and I’ll never know what you are writing on your computer and what music you are listening to and where you came from and where you are going to.

I am writing this letter to you and I was listening to the new Solange album, “Truth” which is really good but now I am listening to the new Bjork album, “bastards” which is really weird and I came from my house and I’ll go back there soon.

What about you?

Regards,
Stamos

Convo Convoy: Agist

Sat,  June 05, 2012 at 10:13 AM
TO: O DanniGirl
FROM: traceYevidence
Subject: Potential Roommate 5

So Dr. Angie, in your stalker opinion what do you think of the latest candidates?

Regards,
Constable Chestnut Commute

Sat,  June 05, 2012 at 10:22 AM
TO: traceYevidence
FROM: O DanniGirl
Subject: RE: Potential Roommate 5

Beevis,

I don't know how I feel about this person. I think he's a lot older,  being an older guy is a lot different than an older woman or a guy our age. I don't know how I would feel about that.

Huhhuhhuh,

Butthead

Sat,  June 05, 2012 at 2:45 AM
TO: O DanniGirl
FROM: traceYevidence
Subject: email from potential roommate 6

 Too old???

Sat,  June 05, 2012 at 2:45 AM
TO: traceYevidence
FROM: O DanniGirli
Subject: RE: email from potential roommate 6
Barry,

Do I think he's too old? Nah, nah I don't.

-Robin (back from the dead. too soon? I could use Justin and Jimmy)

Danni's Doorstep: Creative Halloween Costumes Part II

So I said that I would share my Halloween costume and here it is, along with Tracey's and another one one of my friends!

The Mozilla Firefox Symbol

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Leela and Nibbler from Futurama

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Maleficent from Sleeping Beauty

Things that need to be shared: Cleo

CASA De AWESOME gets a CAT!!

There is a cat that visits us, we learn that it's our backyard neighbor's (we asked people who she belonged to because we seriously considered kidnapping her) and that her name is Lila  (I still don't believe that the huge tuxedo of a cat is a girl, but there you go.) and she LOVES our driveway. Soaking up the heat from the pavement, and scratching her back (which involves this weird crab walk/roll down the hill of a driveway) And Danni actually likes her. (She's very particular on our furry four legged brethren.) I see my opportunity and 2nd3rd Roommate, and Danni agree. Case de Awesome is in search for a cat

Thu, Sept 13, 2012 11:20 AM
TO: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
Subject: Blues Clues
Mr. Salt and Mrs Pepper,
 I might have to adopt Leela. How do you feel about that?
<adopt a cat link>
 -Baby Paprika

Thu, Sept 13, 2012 11:35 AM
TO: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
RE: Blues Clues
Steve,
Do you want her just because she's named after a Futurama character?
-Magenta
 Thu, Sept 13, 2012 11:48 AM
TO: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
RE: Blues Clues
Joe, 
 yeah, She had one eye, I think it's kismet.
 -Handy Dandy Notebook

Thu, Sept 13, 2012 11:57 AM
TO: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
RE: Blues Clues
Here's the mail...
Let's add her to the list of cats to visit.
...it never fails.

Thu, Sept 13, 2012 12:17 PM
TO: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
RE: Blues Clues
Blue Skadoo-ed
Cool beans,
 -We Can too

Thu, Sept 13, 2012 12:19 PM
TO: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
RE: Blues Clues
We just figured out Blue's clues (for a VERY long time I thought she was a boy.)
 Had a dream lastnight with my brother in it.
In it he said I needed to get a cat named "Highlander"
What does that mean? How did I make that up in my head?
 'Cause we're really smart. ("Official story": Joe went to college on a Hopscotch scholarship. Real Story: Joe was fired for being hopped up on scotch)

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Thu, Oct 4, 2012 3:15 PM
TO: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
Subject: Killer Tofu
 Doug, 
Hey. This 'fostering' cat thing is the most complicated/strangest thing ever.
Why can't they just have a pound. The other one we went to was nice.
Anyway this lady told me "I'll cross my fingers that you meet the cat of your dreams"
Don't get me wrong I love animals but they take their job a little too seriously.
 ANYWAY
 I emailed saying that I (we) would like to see Abby, Pinot, Egypt, and Leela.
-> Note you don't have to go, you can be as little or as much as involved as you want.
(lol that made it sound like you were the baby daddy. 'Ive decided I'm having this baby, and you can be involved as much as you like')
I got a response immediately and apparently Abby is a "courtesy listing"; they will write to her owner to see if she's still available.
Weird.
She will contact the rest of the foster homes of the cats. They will compare my schedule with theirs and will contact me and invite me to visit and meet the cats.
 I'm already overwhelmed.
 So what do you think, are you gonna be part of this baby's life or not?
 -Skeeter

 Thu, Oct 4, 2012 3:45 PM
TO: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
Subject: Killer Tofu
 Porkchop-
UPDATE: Abby is a no go.
 -Patti Mayonnaise

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Mon, Oct 8, 2012 7:13 AM
TO: traceYevidence
From: CatFoster Mom (Real Last Name was Critter lol)
Subject: Appointment
 Hi Tracey,
We are the foster home with Egypt.  She is a fabulous cat!  She's long and lean and very regal.  She also loves people, petting and playing.  Egypt is here with her kittens, a girl Nile and boy Pharaoh, and she's fostering two other, Tom and Jerry.  She must be quite young.  She likes to play almost as much as they do. When would you like to set up a time to meet her?
-CatFosterMom

After 3 months of an exhaustive search and application process (I'm not exaggerating when I say applying for college was easier and faster than this was) we found her, Egypt!!!!
-However, we didn't think the name suited her, but we wanted to keep the same motif, so her full name is: Queen Cleopatra, High Priestess of the Egyptian Nile River
We call her Cleo.
or Cleopatra Comin' Atcha
or FOXY Cleopatra
or Miss Cleo
or Kitty
or MeowMeow
or FartFace

She doesn't really respond to anything but cat treats
and sometimes Fartface.