Convo Convoy: Being agist again

Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 9:31 AM
TO: traceYevidence
FROM: ODanniGirl
Subject: Amuse me!

Nighttime,

I'm bored...

-Daytime
PS. What you doin'? Playing a game of nighttime/daytime!

Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 11:04 AM
TO: ODanniGirl
FROM: traceYevidence
Subject: RE: Amuse me!
 
Chocolate Rain,

I thought you had a special meeting today?

-Leave Britney Alone.


Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 12:19 AMTo: traceYevidence
From: ODanniGirl
Subject: RE: Amuse me!

Daughter Judy,

I am in my special meeting. Super bored, it's all about sales.

-Their son Elroy

Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 12:32 AMTo: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
Subject: RE: Amuse me!

Yabba-Dabba-Doo,

I emailed 3 guys for the room.
Potential Roommate 7- the 32 flight instructor
Potential Roommate 8 - the 27 Dream-house DJ  (who I'm rooting for)
and Potential Roommate 9 - The 9-5 enigma.

7 and 8 I emailed with the purpose of setting up a meet and greet for Friday or Sunday, or sometime next week.

9 sounded ok but he didn't say how old he was other than he was way past the 'partying stage'
so I sent him the questionnaire before I set up a meeting.

-Scooby-Dooby-Doo


Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 12:37 AMTo: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
Subject: RE: Amuse me!

Ninja,

 For Your Amusement:

 "THE INTERVIEW"

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation.

"He's a funeral director," she answered.

"Interesting," the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now in her 80's - a funeral director.

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

 She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."


-Pirate


Sat,  June 06, 2012 at 2:14 AMTo: ODanniGirl
From: traceYevidence
Subject: RE: Amuse me!
Response from #9 says he's 37. I feel bad being age-ist but it's a little weird.
Besides he spelled my name wrong.

No go.