Things that need to be Shared: Sorting Hat (Earmuffs)

I don't really care what house I get sorted into because-

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.

 Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.

Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.

Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.

JK Hufflepuff we love you, you're exceptionally good finders.

There's no way we're losing to Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Jigglypuff.

Convo Convoy: It's time to get a gun

Danni and Tracey get into Danni’s car.
Tracey: in a very conspicuous mannor opens and then shuts the glove compartment
Danni: What are you looking for?
Tracey: Your gun.
Danni: Sorry it’s in my other car. Buckles, starts the car and backs half way out of the spot only to stop very short. Wait what were you really looking for?

Surf and Turf: It tastes like a balloon

You ask your friends who does that guy [Christian Borle]



















look like?

They have a couple suggestions, but just not the right one.
So who do you turn to?
It's like Magic,
you type something like this:

comedic actor, tall, big nose, pronounced adam's apple, high hair, talks like kermit and kinda looks like the guy from smash

into google. And we find him: Ernie Grunwald

That's right people, I was thinking of Harry Butkis from It Take Two

The Funnies: Shimmy Shimmy

My Zumba instructor says if you’re falling behind just shimmy back up.


Of course she meant this literally 
but I think this is a good philosophy for life.

So if you ever feel like you’re falling behind, just shimmy back up!

Things that need to be Shared: St. Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day!

~Lots of Love~

 ODanniGirl and traceYevidence

Urban Artwork: Sophisticated as Hell

Convo Convoy: Panic! at the Circus

While watching Pretty Little Liars:

"Two can keep a secret if one...of them is dead"

Danni: I like that song. It reminds me of Panic! at the Disco. It's Creepy Cute.

Tracey: Yeah, it's circus-y. Like it's fun to go for a visit but you'd never live there.

Danni: Does that mean you're circus-y?

Tracey: Yes.

Convo Convoy: non-Justin Crush

Danni: So who was your favorite member of N*SYNC? and Justin doesn't count because let's admit it, everyone loves Justin. (pause) I think you can tell a lot about a person by who their non-Justin crush was.

Tracey: That's true! Mine was Joey. He was fun and he liked Superman.

Danni: I liked Chris. I loved his hair.

Tracey: Chris?

Danni: Yeah! When I was in 6th grade and all my friends went on spring break to these tropical locations, I was always jealous. Especially when they came back with their hair in those really small braids with the beads. Chris' hair was like that all the time. It was so cool!

Tracey: So what does that say about us?

Danni: You're a 12 year-old boy and I want to go on vacation and get my hair did.

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Who was your non-Justin crush?

Tracey's Triangle: Hotdog Hands

So apparently I have a mild case of carpal tunnel. 
I went in search of an icepack to reduce some swelling. 
Found one pack in the back of my work’s freezer.

All is good, 


with the exception that my hands now strangely smell like frozen hotdogs.

This Side, That Side, My Side

Convo Convoy: Milk and Cookies

After watching a news story about a chemical spill in a Boston University chemistry lab.

"Hazmat had responded and the beaker was cleaned up. No one was injured. Students were able to return to class."

Danni: It sounds like they were saying, "Police responded to the spilled milk. They were able to clean it up."

Tracey: No one cried. Back to you Danni!

Laughter.

Danni: I didn't even think about that saying when I said that!