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Showing posts with label argument. Show all posts
Showing posts with label argument. Show all posts
Sunday, July 7, 2013
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Convo Convoy – Donkey Kong
This is an ending of an argument during a very heated video game.
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Tracey: Just Jump!
Danni: I CAN’T
Tracey: Run and press (2)
Danni: I AM. Listen, You are a cute little monkey with a jet pack. I-- am a large cumbersome gorilla!
This is now the appropriate reason and response to anything you can’t do.
Example 1.
“Parallel park there.”
“No!”
“Why not?”
“Listen, You are a cute little monkey with a jet pack and I-- am a large cumbersome gorilla!”
Example 2.
“Can you pass me the remote control?”
“No.”
“But you’re right there.
“I’M A Large Cumbersome Gorilla.”
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