Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Convo Convoy – Donkey Kong

This is an ending of an argument during a very heated video game.
...
Tracey: Just Jump!
Danni: I CAN’T
Tracey: Run and press (2)
Danni: I AM. Listen, You are a cute little monkey with a jet pack. I-- am a large cumbersome gorilla!

This is now the appropriate reason and response to anything you can’t do.
Example 1.
“Parallel park there.”
“No!”
“Why not?”
“Listen, You are a cute little monkey with a jet pack and I-- am a large cumbersome gorilla!”

Example 2.
“Can you pass me the remote control?”
“No.”
“But you’re right there.
“I’M A Large Cumbersome Gorilla.”

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