Convo Convoy: OMG they killed Kenny

Tue,  May 29, 2012 at 7:26 AM
TO: traceYevidence
FROM: PotentialScammer11
Subject: Room for Rent

Hello,
         Do you still have the room available?

Wed,  May 30, 2012 at 8:49 AM
TO: PotentialScammer11
FROM: traceYevidence
Subject: RE Room for Rent

Hello!!

Thank you for responding to our post.
The room is still available for this coming August.

A few questions:
How old are you? What do you do for a living?
How long are you thinking of living in this town?
Have you ever lived with girls before?

If you are still interested let us know and we can set up a meet and greet.

Looking forward to hearing from you.
-Tracey and Danni

Thur,  May 31, 2012 at 8:11 AM
TO: traceYevidence
FROM: PotentialScammer11
Subject: RE Room for Rent

Hello,
       I'm so glad to read back from you.Just to let you know that i won't be able to come and see the place now but if you can assure me that the room is in good condition and also if you have the pictures of the room go ahead and email me now but the most important thing to me is your location it really works for me, I could have love to call you but i don't have call card but i will try to call you later in the week but i believe we can still exchange emails for the main time or you call me on this line XXX-XXX- XXXX..I'm sure i am the type of roommate you will like to stay with ,I will like to tell you lil about myself ,You can call me kenny salewa  and i'm single 26yrs old female,I was born in Baltimore Maryland,I don't smoke i don't drink.i'm easy going person and i make people around smile .I want to move in to the room in the next two weeks that is why i'm trying to speed everything up.I'm already doing  my final project i have just been transfer from work to your location and i will be much more than happy if you can rent out the room to me,I will also like to know little about you.

Thur,  May 31, 2012 at 10:30 AM
TO: traceYevidence
FROM: PotentialScammer11
FWD: O DanniGirl
Subject: RE Room for Rent

Just a chuckle of a scam. Kenny, the girl, who makes people smile

Convo Convoy: Root x 3 for the Home Team

Sat,  May 26, 2012 at 1:07 PM
TO: traceYevidence
FROM: PotentialScammer8
FWD: O DanniGirl
Subject: Roommate Posting

Hello..please i will like to know if the room is still available for rent and the total amount to move in..ihope to read back from you soon..Thanks

Sat,  May 26, 2012 at 1:07 PM
TO: O DanniGirl
FROM: traceYevidence
Subject: FWD Roommate Posting

Pajoyja-

This sounds like one of the scam people cause the english sounds weird but thought we could facebook stalk them.

-Saltlalamachaicaa;slknaldgjaliwnaskdfa;sldfkjaligkasdlfj

Convo Convoy: Time Warp

Tue, May 29, 2012 at 9:29 AM
FROM: traceYevidence
TO: O DanniGirl
Subject: Wednesday

Future Danni and Tracey,

Don't forget your meeting on Wednesday with PotentialRoommate1.

-Past Tracey

Tue, May 29, 2012 at 10:40 AM
FROM: O DanniGirl
TO: traceYevidence
Subject: Wednesday

Past Tracey,

<http://Craigslist.org listing>

- Future Danni

Tue, May 29, 2012 at 10:45 AM
FROM: traceYevidence
TO: O DanniGirl
Subject: Wednesday

Present Danni,

I can't access that from work.
What does it say?

-Present Tracey

Tue, May 29, 2012 at 10:40 AM
FROM: O DanniGirl
TO: traceYevidence
Subject: Wednesday

[Another version of the craigslist post from to try and get more responses. ]

Convo Convoy: First Responders

Convo Convoy: First Responders

Wed, May 16, 2012 at 8:25 PM
FROM: PossibleRoommate1 - Female
TO: traceYevidence
FWD: O DanniGirl
Subject: Roommate

** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid:  wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping

Hello, I'm PossibleRoommate1,, I saw your  posting about a place to live, I'm very interested in the place, I am open minded and responsible. I will be glad if the place is still available and kindly get back to me with the conditions required.  Thank you

Wed, May 16, 2012 at 9:20 PM
FROM: PossibleRoommate2 - Female
TO: traceYevidence
FWD: O DanniGirl
Subject: Roommate

If the room is still available please respond & I can give u my phone number to discuss.
Sent from my iPhone

Thur, May 17, 2012 at 8:13 AM
FROM: PossibleRoommate3 - Male
TO: traceYevidence
FWD: O DanniGirl
Subject: Roommate

Hi I'm looking for a place in. Im a 30 y/o male so i am not sure what you are looking for to move in. I have to move out there do to my job. My work schedule is 2-24hrs shifts and what overtime I can pick up. I'm very clean and outgoing. I keep to myself and just looking for something I can afford out there, I have 3-6 months to get out there so AUG 1st would be fine.

- PossibleRoommate3

Thur, May 17, 2012 at 8:44 AM
FROM: O DanniGirl
TO: traceYevidence
Subject: Holy Roommates Batman

Hey,
Were you sending me those in order of how you want to contact them? Because I think Possible Roommate1 sounds cool. PossibleRoommate2 sounds very formal and urgent. PossibleRoomate3 sounds okay. I found his Facebook. The link is below for you to check out later when you’re not at work. What are you thinking?
-Danni (Robin)

Thur, May 17, 2012 at 9:50 AM
FROM: traceYevidence
TO: O DanniGirl
Subject: RE Holy Roommates Batman

Nick-
The numbers were just the order in which I got them, I wanted to show you what we've got in response so far.
But I agree something about PossibleRoommate2 was weird. From the sounds of his email address and work hours PossibleRoomate3 is a firefighter. What did PossibleRoommate1 mean by "conditions required."? but this is only what, day two? It's great that we're getting responses. I say at some point we set up interview/tour or something.
-Joey

Thur, May 17, 2012 at 10:17 AM
FROM: O DanniGirl
TO: traceYevidence
Subject: RE Holy Roommates Batman

Partner,
I think we should set up an interview soon, somewhere away from the house like maybe at McDonald's or the Dunkin Donuts by Shaw's and then if we don't think they're creepy we can bring them to the house.
-Buddy

Thur, May 17, 2012 at 11:29 AM
FROM: traceYevidence
TO: O DanniGirl
Subject: RE Holy Roommates Batman

Fuck you-
yeah I mean we have to take a leap of faith at somepoint. We'll talk more in depth later, but I think we should respond via email and see if they have any questions we can answer that way or over the phone and then see how it goes. I mean I think as long as we're both there and we get an okay feeling when we talk to them we don't have to meet at a public place.
In the mean time we need to clean the house before we have anyone over.
-FUCKYOUUUUUUU

Thur, May 17, 2012 at 2:08 PM
FROM: traceYevidence
TO: O DanniGirl
Subject: RE Holy Roommates Batman

Tequila-
So been trying to find interview questions. Some of them are pretty basic, but nice to have written down so we don't forget. But some of my favorites I’ve found so far are:

-Are you quiet or CAN you be quiet while having sex?
-How much clothes are necessary to be in while around the house?
-Do you have some odd compulsive need to keep every hand towel in the house in your bedroom?
-Do you have a tendency to feed small wild/feral animals?

-Limes

Thur, May 17, 2012 at 3:01 PM
FROM: O DanniGirl
TO: traceYevidence
Subject: RE Holy Roommates Batman

Pizza,
Some questions that I find funny
-How do you feel about karaoke?
-In our rock garden, what would you name your pet rock? (FYI according to the MASH app Danni’s pet rock would be named Miss Kitty)
-Batman, Superman, or Spiderman?

If they ask this question:
-If there is a dispute over bills(or anything else) how is this settled?
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock OR finger on nose OR yelling not it.

-Nintendo

Convo Convoy: A Cat named Larry

May 12, 2012

on looking at apartments for rent just in case we can’t find a roommate that seemed more and more a better possibility considering the the response -or lack there of- with roommates.


Danni: (on a 40 year old creeper on craigslist looking for roommates)  He looks like he could murder us in our sleep and he works part time for the police, so he could.
Tracey: Ooorrr he could make us awesome brunch and have a cat named Larry.

Pause. Laughter.

Convo Convoy: Roommate Search Begins

Update: Thirdroommate Default is moving out so we posted for 2nd3rd Roommate.

Casa de Awesome seeks Roommate
Date: 2012-05-16 7:47PM EST
Reply to: odannigirl+traceyevidence@craigslist.org
________________________________________

Hello Potential Roommate!

We are looking for someone to help pay the rent now that our 3rd roommate is going back to school.

Casa de Awesome, as it's affectionately known, is a duplex in the middle of Town
with a super convenient convenience store right across the street,
walking distance to downtown bars, movie theater, CVS,etc...
and only a 5min drive from a grocery store.

Your room is the entire third floor, by far the largest, and with the slanted ceilings it,
like the rest of the house- with the dining room that came painted purple, the refrigerator that has it's own room, and the coloring wall
is quirky. 
The 2nd floor has 2 bedrooms and the bathroom,
And the 1st floor has the kitchen, dining, and living room.
We also have a basement with washer and dryer, and room for storage.
With the exception of your bedroom, everything is basically furnished,
Although our couch and vacuum are kinda crappy so if you have those, perfect.

Let's see. . .there is off-street parking, our landlord mows (yep that's right we have a little front and back yard) we do have to shovel snow though.

Us: A 24 and 27-year-old female professionals.
We're not neat freaks but by far going to appear i the next episode of hoarders.
We're non-smokers and prefer the same. We drink but we're not 'partiers'.
We have a growing collection of houseplants and boardgames.
We watch tv, play video games, and read--we're your typical geeks and love every minute of it.
So what do you think??

Signed,

Roommate 1 and Roommate 2