Convo Convoy: First Responders

Convo Convoy: First Responders

Wed, May 16, 2012 at 8:25 PM
FROM: PossibleRoommate1 - Female
TO: traceYevidence
FWD: O DanniGirl
Subject: Roommate

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Hello, I'm PossibleRoommate1,, I saw your  posting about a place to live, I'm very interested in the place, I am open minded and responsible. I will be glad if the place is still available and kindly get back to me with the conditions required.  Thank you

Wed, May 16, 2012 at 9:20 PM
FROM: PossibleRoommate2 - Female
TO: traceYevidence
FWD: O DanniGirl
Subject: Roommate

If the room is still available please respond & I can give u my phone number to discuss.
Sent from my iPhone

Thur, May 17, 2012 at 8:13 AM
FROM: PossibleRoommate3 - Male
TO: traceYevidence
FWD: O DanniGirl
Subject: Roommate

Hi I'm looking for a place in. Im a 30 y/o male so i am not sure what you are looking for to move in. I have to move out there do to my job. My work schedule is 2-24hrs shifts and what overtime I can pick up. I'm very clean and outgoing. I keep to myself and just looking for something I can afford out there, I have 3-6 months to get out there so AUG 1st would be fine.

- PossibleRoommate3

Thur, May 17, 2012 at 8:44 AM
FROM: O DanniGirl
TO: traceYevidence
Subject: Holy Roommates Batman

Hey,
Were you sending me those in order of how you want to contact them? Because I think Possible Roommate1 sounds cool. PossibleRoommate2 sounds very formal and urgent. PossibleRoomate3 sounds okay. I found his Facebook. The link is below for you to check out later when you’re not at work. What are you thinking?
-Danni (Robin)

Thur, May 17, 2012 at 9:50 AM
FROM: traceYevidence
TO: O DanniGirl
Subject: RE Holy Roommates Batman

Nick-
The numbers were just the order in which I got them, I wanted to show you what we've got in response so far.
But I agree something about PossibleRoommate2 was weird. From the sounds of his email address and work hours PossibleRoomate3 is a firefighter. What did PossibleRoommate1 mean by "conditions required."? but this is only what, day two? It's great that we're getting responses. I say at some point we set up interview/tour or something.
-Joey

Thur, May 17, 2012 at 10:17 AM
FROM: O DanniGirl
TO: traceYevidence
Subject: RE Holy Roommates Batman

Partner,
I think we should set up an interview soon, somewhere away from the house like maybe at McDonald's or the Dunkin Donuts by Shaw's and then if we don't think they're creepy we can bring them to the house.
-Buddy

Thur, May 17, 2012 at 11:29 AM
FROM: traceYevidence
TO: O DanniGirl
Subject: RE Holy Roommates Batman

Fuck you-
yeah I mean we have to take a leap of faith at somepoint. We'll talk more in depth later, but I think we should respond via email and see if they have any questions we can answer that way or over the phone and then see how it goes. I mean I think as long as we're both there and we get an okay feeling when we talk to them we don't have to meet at a public place.
In the mean time we need to clean the house before we have anyone over.
-FUCKYOUUUUUUU

Thur, May 17, 2012 at 2:08 PM
FROM: traceYevidence
TO: O DanniGirl
Subject: RE Holy Roommates Batman

Tequila-
So been trying to find interview questions. Some of them are pretty basic, but nice to have written down so we don't forget. But some of my favorites I’ve found so far are:

-Are you quiet or CAN you be quiet while having sex?
-How much clothes are necessary to be in while around the house?
-Do you have some odd compulsive need to keep every hand towel in the house in your bedroom?
-Do you have a tendency to feed small wild/feral animals?

-Limes

Thur, May 17, 2012 at 3:01 PM
FROM: O DanniGirl
TO: traceYevidence
Subject: RE Holy Roommates Batman

Pizza,
Some questions that I find funny
-How do you feel about karaoke?
-In our rock garden, what would you name your pet rock? (FYI according to the MASH app Danni’s pet rock would be named Miss Kitty)
-Batman, Superman, or Spiderman?

If they ask this question:
-If there is a dispute over bills(or anything else) how is this settled?
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock OR finger on nose OR yelling not it.

-Nintendo