Thursday, February 28, 2013

Things that need to be Shared: Sorting Hat (Earmuffs)

I don't really care what house I get sorted into because-

Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.

 Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.

Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.

Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.


JK Hufflepuff we love you, you're exceptionally good finders.








There's no way we're losing to Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Jigglypuff.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Convo Convoy: It's time to get a gun

Danni and Tracey get into Danni’s car.
Tracey: in a very conspicuous mannor opens and then shuts the glove compartment
Danni: What are you looking for?
Tracey: Your gun.
Danni: Sorry it’s in my other car. Buckles, starts the car and backs half way out of the spot only to stop very short. Wait what were you really looking for?

Friday, February 22, 2013

Surf and Turf: It tastes like a balloon

You ask your friends who does that guy [Christian Borle]



















look like?

They have a couple suggestions, but just not the right one.
So who do you turn to?
It's like Magic,
you type something like this:

comedic actor, tall, big nose, pronounced adam's apple, high hair, talks like kermit and kinda looks like the guy from smash

into google. And we find him: Ernie Grunwald


That's right people, I was thinking of Harry Butkis from It Take Two

Monday, February 18, 2013

The Funnies: Shimmy Shimmy

My Zumba instructor says if you’re falling behind just shimmy back up.


Of course she meant this literally 
but I think this is a good philosophy for life.

So if you ever feel like you’re falling behind, just shimmy back up!


Saturday, February 9, 2013

Convo Convoy: Panic! at the Circus


While watching Pretty Little Liars:

"Two can keep a secret if one...of them is dead"

Danni: I like that song. It reminds me of Panic! at the Disco. It's Creepy Cute.

Tracey: Yeah, it's circus-y. Like it's fun to go for a visit but you'd never live there.

Danni: Does that mean you're circus-y?

Tracey: Yes.