There are a great majority of us who have the capability to whistle.
Of those, there is a good chunk that use this talent on a frequent basis.
That chunk is split into two categories -
Group A- is a small group that whistle little tunes of their own creation, the “whistle while you work” type. >Group A are annoying for one reason - they do it alllll the time, but other than that, basically harmless.
Group B- is a much larger group of the whistler community that whistle known songs or along with the radio.
Group B can be split even further.
Part 1 consists of a small portion of people - we’re talking the one in a million, 1%ers who are good. I mean really good: On key, different notes, high, low, follow a tune, others can recognize what they’re doing.
And then there is Part 2. (we’re talking the majority of the pie, people) These are Bucket People as in “can’t carry a tune in”.
=> note this is no way related to singing. I know people who can sing very well but can’t whistle and vice versa.
These are the people drive me crazy. Not only do they do it frequently but usually the whistle reaches that nails-on-a-chalkboard pitch where my ears start to bleed.
I think what get’s me the most is that they’re just like the American Idol Rejects- they truly don’t know their bad. Can you really tell me that that one off pitch woot woot woot monotone note actually sounds anything like Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody. ???
You poor soul are a Whistler only a mother could love.
SO SHUT IT
Of those, there is a good chunk that use this talent on a frequent basis.
That chunk is split into two categories -
Group A- is a small group that whistle little tunes of their own creation, the “whistle while you work” type. >Group A are annoying for one reason - they do it alllll the time, but other than that, basically harmless.
Group B- is a much larger group of the whistler community that whistle known songs or along with the radio.
Group B can be split even further.
Part 1 consists of a small portion of people - we’re talking the one in a million, 1%ers who are good. I mean really good: On key, different notes, high, low, follow a tune, others can recognize what they’re doing.
And then there is Part 2. (we’re talking the majority of the pie, people) These are Bucket People as in “can’t carry a tune in”.
=> note this is no way related to singing. I know people who can sing very well but can’t whistle and vice versa.
These are the people drive me crazy. Not only do they do it frequently but usually the whistle reaches that nails-on-a-chalkboard pitch where my ears start to bleed.
I think what get’s me the most is that they’re just like the American Idol Rejects- they truly don’t know their bad. Can you really tell me that that one off pitch woot woot woot monotone note actually sounds anything like Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody. ???
You poor soul are a Whistler only a mother could love.
SO SHUT IT
There’s a right side, a wrong side, and my side
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